Corporate Dictionary

CASUAL

Couldn't agree more

"Couldn't agree more" is the go-to response of people who don't actually agree but don't want to start an argument. Let's save ourselves the hassle and just be honest with each other - it's not that hard, I promise.

CASUAL

Correct me if I'm wrong

What people really mean when they say "Correct me if I'm wrong" is, "I want you to jump in and tell me that I'm right so that I can feel better about myself." They don't usually want be corrected, so next time someone says this to you, just go ahead and agree with them - it'll save everyone a lot of time and energy.

CASUAL

Boiled down

Boiled down? More like dumbed down so even the most novice of us can follow - because clearly, having to think too much is such a bother. You'd be surprised how often such "boiled down" versions don't even make any real sense!

CASUAL

Binary

States the obvious 'Yes or No' at a very basic level. But more than often this is used as a tool to cut out noise. The underlying suggestion here is to keep things simple and often comes from individuals that do not want to be bothered with the details.

CASUAL

Better Collaboration

You need to start doing your job and pull your own weight!

CASUAL

At your earliest convenience

Right now!

FORMAL

We have to look at it case by case

Ah yes, the classic article of procrastination: "We have to look at it case by case". This is code for meaning we don't know the answer and can only stall for time until a plausible response presents itself. A modern day mantra that all too many of us are familiar with.

CASUAL

Kick it in the long grass

For anyone who isn't familiar with the phrase "kick it in the long grass," it's a real gem of British sarcasm. It means, quite simply, to ignore a problem and hope that it goes away on its own.

INFORMAL

Low-hanging fruit

The easiest problems to fix or opportunities to pursue.

FORMAL

Innovation

A new method, idea, product, etc.

INFORMAL

Deep dive

A thorough examination of a subject or topic.

FORMAL

Paradigm shift

A fundamental change in approach or underlying assumptions.

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